1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:05,741 --> 00:00:08,154 Kickin' it with you. 3 00:00:08,155 --> 00:00:12,858 All right guys, your homework was to watch the video of the "soaring crow" kata. 4 00:00:12,859 --> 00:00:14,693 Let's see what you got. 5 00:00:14,694 --> 00:00:17,154 And... begin. 6 00:00:17,420 --> 00:00:20,540 - [Cawing] - [Grunting] 7 00:00:21,625 --> 00:00:24,593 None of you watched the video. 8 00:00:24,594 --> 00:00:26,852 Rudy, we're really busy at school. 9 00:00:26,853 --> 00:00:30,533 [Mocking] We're really busy with school. 10 00:00:30,534 --> 00:00:34,336 You want to feel pressure? Wait till you're my age. 11 00:00:34,337 --> 00:00:37,850 Trust me, no one gives you an award for being an adult. 12 00:00:37,851 --> 00:00:42,578 I don't believe it... I'm getting an award for being an adult! 13 00:00:42,579 --> 00:00:44,000 What do you mean? 14 00:00:44,001 --> 00:00:47,876 Seaford High is inducting me into its Hall of Fame. 15 00:00:47,877 --> 00:00:50,095 All: Why? 16 00:00:50,096 --> 00:00:53,289 Starting to lose it. Someone please read this. 17 00:00:53,290 --> 00:00:54,690 Read it with some pizzazz. 18 00:00:54,691 --> 00:00:59,263 "We are pleased to formally acknowledge your contribution to the youth of Seaford, 19 00:00:59,264 --> 00:01:02,331 through your leadership and commitment to physical fitness". 20 00:01:02,332 --> 00:01:03,699 In your face, mother! 21 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:07,092 And they're giving you a black tie pork chop dinner! 22 00:01:07,093 --> 00:01:08,664 Black tie? 23 00:01:08,665 --> 00:01:10,531 Pork chops? 24 00:01:10,532 --> 00:01:12,723 It's all happening so fast. 25 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,455 [Rock music playing] 26 00:01:14,456 --> 00:01:15,460 - Don't... - Don't... 27 00:01:15,461 --> 00:01:16,441 - You... - You... 28 00:01:16,442 --> 00:01:17,700 Get all tough with me! 29 00:01:17,701 --> 00:01:18,447 I'm saying... 30 00:01:18,448 --> 00:01:19,456 - Won't... - Won't... 31 00:01:19,457 --> 00:01:20,383 - You... - You... 32 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:21,804 Come kick it with me? 33 00:01:21,805 --> 00:01:24,073 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 34 00:01:24,074 --> 00:01:25,975 That's just how we do. 35 00:01:25,976 --> 00:01:31,144 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 36 00:01:31,145 --> 00:01:33,169 Here we go, let's start the party! 37 00:01:33,170 --> 00:01:34,719 Chop it up like it's karate. 38 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,088 Everybody! 39 00:01:36,089 --> 00:01:37,374 - Don't... - Don't... 40 00:01:37,375 --> 00:01:38,391 - You... - You... 41 00:01:38,392 --> 00:01:39,611 Get all tough with me! 42 00:01:39,612 --> 00:01:40,347 I'm saying... 43 00:01:40,348 --> 00:01:41,386 - Won't... - Won't... 44 00:01:41,387 --> 00:01:42,296 - You... - You... 45 00:01:42,297 --> 00:01:43,759 Come kick it with me? 46 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,316 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 47 00:01:46,317 --> 00:01:48,047 That's just how we do. 48 00:01:48,048 --> 00:01:53,948 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 49 00:01:56,497 --> 00:01:59,342 Hey, guys. I have favor to ask for you. 50 00:01:59,343 --> 00:02:01,798 My niece, Mika, she moved here from Hachmakistan. 51 00:02:01,799 --> 00:02:04,304 She will be ninth grader in your learning house. 52 00:02:04,305 --> 00:02:07,174 And I was wondering if you would would make the friendships with her. 53 00:02:07,175 --> 00:02:08,860 - Oh, yeah. Sure, man. - Yeah, of course. 54 00:02:08,861 --> 00:02:10,230 Oh, thanks. 55 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:12,897 There is something that I need to tell you though. 56 00:02:12,898 --> 00:02:17,042 I love her very much, but... she is, how do you say... 57 00:02:17,043 --> 00:02:19,803 Ugly like a pig. 58 00:02:20,838 --> 00:02:23,814 I will show you. Let me summon the beast. 59 00:02:23,815 --> 00:02:26,395 [Tribal shriek] 60 00:02:28,126 --> 00:02:30,706 [Tribal shriek] 61 00:02:35,436 --> 00:02:37,704 [All screaming] 62 00:02:37,705 --> 00:02:42,745 That is not her. That is my new busboy, Rafael. 63 00:02:43,078 --> 00:02:44,511 That is Mika. 64 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:47,452 [Soul music playing] 65 00:02:54,102 --> 00:02:57,112 She is not like the beauties that we have in my country. 66 00:02:57,113 --> 00:03:01,728 Poor thing, with her separate eyebrows, hairless nose, and complete... 67 00:03:01,729 --> 00:03:03,629 Lack of tail. 68 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:05,610 [Gags] 69 00:03:06,243 --> 00:03:08,386 - All: Whoa. - Swag. 70 00:03:08,387 --> 00:03:11,130 Mika, these are the boys that I was telling you about. 71 00:03:11,131 --> 00:03:13,506 The ones who do the... [grunts] 72 00:03:13,507 --> 00:03:15,308 Nice to meet you. 73 00:03:15,309 --> 00:03:17,105 What it do, Mika? 74 00:03:17,106 --> 00:03:19,546 Phil: Okay, come. I'm going to teach you how to make sandwich. 75 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:22,547 Okay. Bye-bye, boys. 76 00:03:23,156 --> 00:03:24,521 [Whimpers] 77 00:03:24,522 --> 00:03:27,582 Phil's niece is hot! 78 00:03:29,007 --> 00:03:31,271 I just autographed my first baby. 79 00:03:31,272 --> 00:03:32,260 [Chuckles] 80 00:03:32,261 --> 00:03:36,479 When his mom gets out of the bathroom, she is going to be so proud! 81 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,835 Wait, so you signed a baby? 82 00:03:38,836 --> 00:03:41,364 Right across the face. 83 00:03:41,365 --> 00:03:45,211 Got some more pictures of me from my Hall of Fame induction video. 84 00:03:45,212 --> 00:03:46,990 Rudy, I think we have enough. 85 00:03:46,991 --> 00:03:50,134 We went through your school records, photos, and video clips. 86 00:03:50,135 --> 00:03:52,284 Yeah, we got a great five minutes. 87 00:03:52,285 --> 00:03:55,105 Five minutes? [Chuckles] Oh, no, no, no, no. 88 00:03:55,106 --> 00:03:58,286 That's not gonna work. 89 00:03:58,376 --> 00:04:01,892 Don't forget, this night is about me and me alone. 90 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:04,005 Milton: Whoa, this isn't good. 91 00:04:04,006 --> 00:04:06,113 Rudy, you have a problem here. 92 00:04:06,114 --> 00:04:09,850 According to this, you missed five days of mandatory attendance in ninth grade. 93 00:04:09,851 --> 00:04:11,541 Yeah, and? 94 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,533 That means... 95 00:04:13,534 --> 00:04:16,540 Technically you didn't complete high school. 96 00:04:16,541 --> 00:04:18,958 Eddie: Wait, if he didn't graduate... 97 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:22,097 Then he's not eligible to be in the Seaford High Hall of Fame. 98 00:04:22,098 --> 00:04:23,510 What? 99 00:04:23,511 --> 00:04:24,708 Woman: [Screams] 100 00:04:24,709 --> 00:04:27,480 What kind of animal would sign a baby's face? 101 00:04:27,481 --> 00:04:33,381 - We should probably get him out of here. - [All chatter at once] 102 00:04:33,822 --> 00:04:37,186 You're the Chairman of the Hall of Fame Committee, can't you do something? 103 00:04:37,187 --> 00:04:40,858 I'm sorry, but your friends are right. You can't be in the Hall of Fame, Rudy. 104 00:04:40,859 --> 00:04:43,824 Please? Isn't there anything I can do? 105 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:47,485 Well, there may be one thing. 106 00:04:48,269 --> 00:04:51,471 What's up? How's it going? Slap me some skin. 107 00:04:51,472 --> 00:04:54,240 All right, all right, I feel you. 108 00:04:54,241 --> 00:04:55,865 Wow. 109 00:04:55,866 --> 00:04:57,970 Rudy, you've actually come back to school. 110 00:04:57,971 --> 00:04:58,919 Yeah. 111 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:03,952 I was the King here, once. Figured I'd spend five days back on the throne. 112 00:05:03,953 --> 00:05:07,862 Oh, my father once spent five days on the throne after he had Cajun food. 113 00:05:07,863 --> 00:05:09,950 [Groans] 114 00:05:09,951 --> 00:05:15,851 Well, guys. You got one week to learn all you can from the King of Cool. 115 00:05:21,602 --> 00:05:25,802 Will one of you guys please help me? 116 00:05:27,308 --> 00:05:29,748 So, uh, Mika... 117 00:05:29,749 --> 00:05:31,716 - Maybe we could go out? - [Chuckles] 118 00:05:31,717 --> 00:05:35,613 Oh, Jerry. I like you very much, but I'm not ready for that. 119 00:05:35,614 --> 00:05:40,174 You will always be a very special friend. 120 00:05:44,481 --> 00:05:46,401 What? 121 00:05:47,294 --> 00:05:50,093 So it's true what everyone is saying about you? 122 00:05:50,094 --> 00:05:54,267 That I got caught making out with my uncle's bowling glove? 123 00:05:54,268 --> 00:05:57,125 - No... - Oh, okay, good. Yeah... 124 00:05:57,126 --> 00:06:00,000 Because that never happened. 125 00:06:00,001 --> 00:06:03,142 Everyone is saying that you and Mika are going out. 126 00:06:03,143 --> 00:06:07,277 I even heard Kathy Coburn say that if you can get a girl like Mika... 127 00:06:07,278 --> 00:06:11,358 It puts you in a whole new league. 128 00:06:16,557 --> 00:06:18,491 Well... 129 00:06:18,492 --> 00:06:21,003 I am in a new league. 130 00:06:21,004 --> 00:06:22,831 A brand-new league. 131 00:06:22,832 --> 00:06:26,886 Yeah, Mika and I are boyfriend and girlfriend. 132 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,749 Taken. 133 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:30,055 Taken. 134 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:34,205 Should have put a ring on it, Margaret. 135 00:06:34,206 --> 00:06:37,175 Kickin' it with you! 136 00:06:37,176 --> 00:06:40,416 I remember health class. 137 00:06:41,382 --> 00:06:45,950 I wonder if my old girlfriend's still here. 138 00:06:45,951 --> 00:06:48,471 There she is. 139 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:51,240 [Grunts] 140 00:06:51,241 --> 00:06:53,941 Hello, beautiful. 141 00:06:55,178 --> 00:06:59,077 Rudy, I wouldn't touch that thing. It's a 40-year-old slobber-bag. 142 00:06:59,078 --> 00:07:04,978 This doll is not a slobber-bag. It's designed to teach you CPR. 143 00:07:05,581 --> 00:07:07,540 Watch and learn. 144 00:07:07,541 --> 00:07:09,428 - Rudy, I... - Jack. 145 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:13,091 After pinching her nostrils, you use your breath to fill her lungs with life. 146 00:07:13,092 --> 00:07:15,348 Rudy... [groans] 147 00:07:15,349 --> 00:07:17,569 [Breathes] 148 00:07:18,762 --> 00:07:21,209 Rudy, are you sure you're doing this right? 149 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:22,455 Yes. 150 00:07:22,456 --> 00:07:25,358 Now, her stomach is filling up with air. Gently apply some pressure. 151 00:07:25,359 --> 00:07:30,296 - I am not touching... - Do it! There's a life at stake! 152 00:07:30,297 --> 00:07:32,757 [All gagging] 153 00:07:35,436 --> 00:07:39,156 Little too much pressure, Jack. 154 00:07:40,474 --> 00:07:43,654 What is going on here? 155 00:07:44,445 --> 00:07:46,605 Learning. 156 00:07:47,481 --> 00:07:49,004 Learning's going on here. 157 00:07:49,005 --> 00:07:52,605 - Uh huh. - And who might... 158 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:55,520 You be? 159 00:07:55,931 --> 00:07:59,325 I'm Bethany Applebaum, the teacher. 160 00:07:59,326 --> 00:08:01,363 I'm Rudy Gillespie... 161 00:08:01,364 --> 00:08:04,244 The teacher's pet. 162 00:08:04,398 --> 00:08:06,432 Oh, right. 163 00:08:06,433 --> 00:08:09,421 You're the student who came back to graduate. 164 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:13,373 Finishing your education. That is so... 165 00:08:13,374 --> 00:08:15,534 Adorable. 166 00:08:17,244 --> 00:08:18,977 Come here. 167 00:08:18,978 --> 00:08:19,936 [Clears throat] 168 00:08:19,937 --> 00:08:22,035 Hello, Bethany. Who's this loser? 169 00:08:22,036 --> 00:08:24,136 [Laughs] 170 00:08:24,934 --> 00:08:28,454 He's not a loser, Martin. He's my student. 171 00:08:28,455 --> 00:08:31,649 I'm Coach Funderburk. Me and Bethany kind of have a thing. 172 00:08:31,650 --> 00:08:34,594 No! No. We don't. [Chuckles] 173 00:08:34,595 --> 00:08:36,662 - There is no thing... - Pretty big thing! 174 00:08:36,663 --> 00:08:39,532 Everybody's talking about it. 175 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:40,678 [Laughs] 176 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:41,982 Um... 177 00:08:41,983 --> 00:08:47,156 Rudy, I think you're having a reaction to that 40-year-old phlegm? 178 00:08:47,157 --> 00:08:50,730 - So, Bethany. You want to split a Panini? - I already ate, Martin. 179 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,710 - I'd get in on that Panini. - You're not touching my Panini. 180 00:08:53,711 --> 00:08:54,987 So... 181 00:08:54,988 --> 00:08:57,208 Step off. 182 00:08:57,518 --> 00:09:00,453 Yeah, I think you should probably get to the nurse's office. 183 00:09:00,454 --> 00:09:02,568 Yeah, you should go. 184 00:09:02,569 --> 00:09:06,248 All right. I'll go. But because m'lady asked me. 185 00:09:06,249 --> 00:09:07,875 Not because of you. 186 00:09:07,876 --> 00:09:11,271 And certainly not because of the excruciating, 187 00:09:11,272 --> 00:09:16,502 burning sensation that is taking over my entire face. 188 00:09:16,503 --> 00:09:17,817 [Door opens, closes] 189 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:20,098 [Screaming] 190 00:09:23,611 --> 00:09:26,431 [Speaking Hachmaki] 191 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:30,480 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Roll your slow. 192 00:09:31,219 --> 00:09:33,871 - You are angry at Jerry? - Yes. 193 00:09:33,872 --> 00:09:36,450 Guess what he has been saying about me? 194 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:40,111 That you are a two-brewed, pig-faced beast? I know. 195 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:44,297 No. He has been walking around school telling people that I'm his girlfriend. 196 00:09:44,298 --> 00:09:47,115 [Speaking Hachmaki] 197 00:09:47,116 --> 00:09:49,469 Oh, he must pay. 198 00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:52,360 He has dishonored our family name. 199 00:09:52,361 --> 00:09:55,155 Well, I have a plan to get back at him. 200 00:09:55,156 --> 00:09:57,942 [Speaking Hachmaki] 201 00:09:57,943 --> 00:10:01,614 Ooh. You are as sneaky as you are ugly. 202 00:10:01,615 --> 00:10:04,435 [Speaking Hachmaki] 203 00:10:10,324 --> 00:10:14,524 Sweet! My old gym uniform still fits. 204 00:10:15,396 --> 00:10:17,915 Funderburk: Well, well. Happy to see you... 205 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:20,214 Pudy. [Laughs] 206 00:10:20,215 --> 00:10:23,014 Uh, for your information, my name is Rudy. 207 00:10:23,015 --> 00:10:25,955 Says so right here. 208 00:10:28,442 --> 00:10:33,602 Part of the "R" fell off, so it does say "Pudy". 209 00:10:34,315 --> 00:10:35,315 [Whistle blowing] 210 00:10:35,316 --> 00:10:37,279 Let's play a little dodge ball. 211 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,183 Jocks against nerds. 212 00:10:39,184 --> 00:10:42,821 All right, let's annihilate these geeks! 213 00:10:42,822 --> 00:10:46,062 You're with them, Pudy. 214 00:10:51,732 --> 00:10:52,732 [Blows whistle] 215 00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:55,235 All right, guys. Don't worry. There's five of us. 216 00:10:55,236 --> 00:10:56,569 All right, there's four of us... 217 00:10:56,570 --> 00:10:58,571 There's three of us. 218 00:10:58,572 --> 00:11:01,708 Two. There's two of us, and... 219 00:11:01,709 --> 00:11:04,175 All right, it's Rudy time. 220 00:11:04,176 --> 00:11:06,696 Come on, men! 221 00:11:12,486 --> 00:11:15,426 Funderburk: Come on. 222 00:11:23,497 --> 00:11:25,941 Step aside. [Exhales] 223 00:11:25,942 --> 00:11:27,992 Oh, yeah. 224 00:11:27,993 --> 00:11:30,297 Funderburk: Oh, face! [Laughs] 225 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,767 Literally! [Continues laughing] 226 00:11:32,768 --> 00:11:35,025 It's Funderburk time, Pudy. 227 00:11:35,026 --> 00:11:36,209 [Laughing] 228 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:39,150 Rudy, are you okay? 229 00:11:39,721 --> 00:11:40,829 Oh. 230 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,870 [Yelps] 231 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,736 I gotta give Rudy credit. 232 00:11:47,737 --> 00:11:51,630 This Hall of Fame thing is really important to him, and he's really hanging in there. 233 00:11:51,631 --> 00:11:57,531 Rudy's tough. He'll never let you see it's getting to him. 234 00:11:59,299 --> 00:12:01,039 Funderburk: Whoops. [Laughs] 235 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,840 Pudy! Pudy! 236 00:12:02,841 --> 00:12:05,271 [All chanting] Pudy! Pudy! Pudy! 237 00:12:05,272 --> 00:12:07,732 Aw, shut it! 238 00:12:07,751 --> 00:12:09,208 That's it! 239 00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:10,992 Stupid classes. 240 00:12:10,993 --> 00:12:12,687 Stupid school! 241 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,089 Stupid... 242 00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:17,510 Fork jammed into my thigh! 243 00:12:18,426 --> 00:12:20,319 [Whimpers] 244 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:25,060 I'm done. I'm dropping out of high school. 245 00:12:29,841 --> 00:12:32,419 Come on, Rudy. You can't drop out of school. 246 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,151 You won't get into the Hall of Fame. 247 00:12:34,152 --> 00:12:37,189 I don't care. School is a mean, dark place. 248 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:43,090 And if you kids had half a brain in your heads, you'd drop out, too! 249 00:12:44,487 --> 00:12:47,082 Rudy, I had a teacher once. 250 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:51,130 And he always taught me that no matter how difficult something is... 251 00:12:51,131 --> 00:12:52,379 You can't quit. 252 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,258 School seems difficult now but, 253 00:12:54,259 --> 00:12:57,441 in a couple of days you'll be through it and in the Hall of Fame. 254 00:12:57,442 --> 00:13:01,028 You've helped us all... and tons of other kids. 255 00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:03,298 You should be in the Hall of Fame. 256 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:05,157 And I'll help you get there. 257 00:13:05,158 --> 00:13:07,522 We'll all help you. 258 00:13:07,523 --> 00:13:11,663 Thanks, guys. It really means a lot. 259 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:18,741 So, I've been thinking about what you asked me, and perhaps I would date you. 260 00:13:18,742 --> 00:13:19,760 Really? 261 00:13:19,761 --> 00:13:24,518 Yes. But first, you must perform certain Hachmaki dating rituals. 262 00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:26,403 Okay. 263 00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:28,624 [Chanting] 264 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:40,474 You will begin by drinking a bowl of Samasuka. 265 00:13:40,475 --> 00:13:43,055 To young love. 266 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:49,334 You like it, Jerry? 267 00:13:49,335 --> 00:13:50,816 Phil: It is yak urine. 268 00:13:50,817 --> 00:13:52,857 [Spits] 269 00:13:53,094 --> 00:13:55,074 What?! 270 00:13:56,817 --> 00:13:58,344 Wait, so... 271 00:13:58,345 --> 00:14:01,115 Are we, like, boyfriend and girlfriend for real now? 272 00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:03,786 Almost, just 27 rituals to go. 273 00:14:03,787 --> 00:14:05,656 Next up is the salmon slap. 274 00:14:05,657 --> 00:14:06,811 What the heck is a salmon... 275 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:08,972 [Yelling] 276 00:14:09,714 --> 00:14:11,874 [Screams] 277 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,418 Kickin' it with you! 278 00:14:14,419 --> 00:14:15,820 [Students chattering] 279 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,801 Class. 280 00:14:18,349 --> 00:14:21,349 Stop talking, please? 281 00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:24,597 Hey. 282 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,726 Your teacher said stop talking. 283 00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:28,707 Punks! 284 00:14:29,377 --> 00:14:32,001 Rudy, you've come back. [Giggles] 285 00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:33,286 Yes, I did. 286 00:14:33,287 --> 00:14:36,280 And I just wanted you to know that after class I was hoping to... 287 00:14:36,281 --> 00:14:38,558 Clap your erasers. 288 00:14:38,559 --> 00:14:40,359 Oh. 289 00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:43,948 I'd like that. [Giggles] 290 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,356 I'd like that a lot. 291 00:14:46,357 --> 00:14:49,657 I, uh, brought you this. 292 00:15:03,606 --> 00:15:08,046 Is anybody else as creeped out as I am? 293 00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:15,967 If you are my boyfriend, you must wear the traditional Hachmaki courting outfit. 294 00:15:20,511 --> 00:15:23,031 [All laughing] 295 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,380 Quick question. 296 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,930 What's up with the jellyfish underpants? 297 00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:29,911 Every step I take, they sting! 298 00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:32,132 [Whimpers] 299 00:15:32,661 --> 00:15:34,512 It is tradition. 300 00:15:34,513 --> 00:15:37,093 See you later. 301 00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:40,196 [Eddie laughs] 302 00:15:40,197 --> 00:15:42,057 Hmm. 303 00:15:42,306 --> 00:15:44,646 Stay strong for love, Jerry. 304 00:15:44,647 --> 00:15:47,947 It can't get any worse. 305 00:15:50,107 --> 00:15:52,639 It just got worse. 306 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:57,477 Here we go, let's start the party! Chop it up like it's karate. 307 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,818 Well, Pudy. 308 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,414 Looks like the only thing standing between you and a Hall of Fame, 309 00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:06,599 pork chop dinner is passing my class. 310 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,099 Oh, I'll pass it. 311 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,026 I went through your records. 312 00:16:10,027 --> 00:16:13,533 And it seems there's one thing you couldn't complete. 313 00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:16,360 - So, your final exam is... - Not the rope climb! 314 00:16:16,361 --> 00:16:20,861 Oh, I was gonna have you do 10 sit-ups. 315 00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:25,721 But rope climb it is! [Funderburk laughs] 316 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:28,274 Here it is. 317 00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:33,547 I scraped all the gum from the bottom of every desk in school. 318 00:16:33,548 --> 00:16:36,472 - Oh, Jerry, before you... - No, no, no. No. 319 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:41,634 The last requirement on your list was for me to eat this gum. 320 00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:44,815 [Sighs] Let's do this. 321 00:16:50,278 --> 00:16:53,136 Jerry, all those rituals I had you do... 322 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,042 I made them up. 323 00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:56,286 What? 324 00:16:56,287 --> 00:17:01,144 Well, you lied and told the entire school I was your girlfriend. 325 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,787 Wait, you knew about that? 326 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:06,808 I did. I'm not dumb foreign girl. 327 00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:10,653 So all the stuff I've been through was just to get back at me? 328 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:13,114 Yes, it was. 329 00:17:13,454 --> 00:17:15,320 Oh... 330 00:17:15,321 --> 00:17:17,241 Oh... 331 00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:20,935 [Chuckles] 332 00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:24,712 I think you're the coolest chick I've ever met. 333 00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:28,009 You went through an awful lot to be my boyfriend. 334 00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:30,406 Maybe we should try it for real. 335 00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:31,781 [Laughs] 336 00:17:31,782 --> 00:17:33,668 I got my first girlfriend. 337 00:17:33,669 --> 00:17:35,529 Woo! 338 00:17:51,078 --> 00:17:53,080 I don't think I can do this. 339 00:17:53,081 --> 00:17:54,447 Don't look down. 340 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,628 Don't look down, Rudy. 341 00:17:58,636 --> 00:18:00,763 Come on, Rudy. 342 00:18:00,764 --> 00:18:03,966 You can do this. Your kids believe in you. 343 00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:06,211 And I believe in you. 344 00:18:06,212 --> 00:18:08,762 - You do? - Yeah, I do. 345 00:18:08,763 --> 00:18:12,577 Get up that rope and ring that bell! 346 00:18:12,578 --> 00:18:17,858 When you get down, I'll have this waiting for you. 347 00:18:20,389 --> 00:18:23,168 Did you just take out your teeth? 348 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,963 What? No. 349 00:18:24,964 --> 00:18:26,136 It's a kiss. 350 00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:27,172 - Oh. - [Chuckles] 351 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:30,073 - Right, no, that makes way more sense. - [Both laugh] 352 00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:31,142 I'm gonna go. 353 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,916 - Bethany: Come on, Rudy. - Eddie: All right. 354 00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:34,211 You've got this, come on, Rudy! 355 00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:36,106 - Climb that rope. - Jerry: Come on, Rudy. 356 00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:38,683 [All cheering and encouraging] 357 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:39,921 You've got it! Come on, Rudy! 358 00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:43,402 - Go, go! - Come on, Rudy! 359 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,966 [Blows whistle] 360 00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:48,504 Listen up, class. 361 00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:51,816 The first person to knock Pudy off of that rope with one of these balls, 362 00:18:51,817 --> 00:18:54,331 doesn't have to run laps for the rest of the year! 363 00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:56,333 - Take him down! - Get the Pudy! 364 00:18:56,334 --> 00:19:00,525 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Eddie! Eddie! Are you really gonna knock Rudy off that rope? 365 00:19:00,526 --> 00:19:03,814 To get out of running laps, I'd knock my mother off that rope. 366 00:19:03,815 --> 00:19:06,310 No! No, Eddie. 367 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,413 Funderburk: Right there! 368 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:13,374 On his arms. Knock his hands off! 369 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,624 - Funderburk: Come on! Hit him! - [Yells] 370 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:16,572 [Rudy grunting] 371 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,913 That's it. 372 00:19:20,866 --> 00:19:25,350 Throw it right there on his arms! Hit him in... come on! 373 00:19:25,351 --> 00:19:27,211 Aah! 374 00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:30,100 - I don't think I can do it, Jack. - Don't you quit on me now, Rudy. 375 00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:32,330 You're so close. You gotta keep going. 376 00:19:32,331 --> 00:19:34,431 [Grunts] 377 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,060 Get out of there. 378 00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:40,209 [Laughs] 379 00:19:41,607 --> 00:19:43,407 Oh! 380 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,028 [Kids cheering] 381 00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:50,733 - [Bell ringing] - [Yelling] 382 00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:51,894 Yes! 383 00:19:51,895 --> 00:19:53,020 No! 384 00:19:53,021 --> 00:19:55,121 [Groans] 385 00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:58,116 Kickin' it with you! 386 00:19:58,117 --> 00:20:00,965 Thank you. Thank you very much. 387 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:05,034 Wow. That was one amazing story, Dr. Hanft. 388 00:20:05,035 --> 00:20:07,041 You saved more than a village. 389 00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:09,506 You saved 10,000 lives. 390 00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:11,375 [Applause] 391 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,059 Up next is Rudy Gillespie, a karate guy. 392 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,940 [Cheering, applause] 393 00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:20,150 Thank you so much, chairman. Um... 394 00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:25,304 I could begin the story of my life by starting with the day I was born but... 395 00:20:25,305 --> 00:20:27,102 That wouldn't be fair to you. 396 00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:32,932 For my story begins when my great, great, great grandfather Jebbidiah Gillespie, 397 00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:35,628 came to America with nothing in his pocket, 398 00:20:35,629 --> 00:20:39,760 but a spare pocket in case the first one ripped. 399 00:20:39,761 --> 00:20:42,881 Rudy: And rip it did. 400 00:20:43,107 --> 00:20:47,144 That is why I am the greatest person who ever existed. 401 00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,065 Ever. 402 00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:50,513 [Clapping] 403 00:20:50,514 --> 00:20:52,060 Yay. 404 00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:54,253 Kickin' it with you! 405 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:58,419 Jerry, I know it's our first date, but you don't have to be so nervous. 406 00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,559 Oh, no, I'm not nervous. 407 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,540 I'm just a little weirded out that a bunch of your 408 00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:06,641 relatives had to come on our first date with us. 409 00:21:07,261 --> 00:21:11,095 In my country, it is part of dating ritual. 410 00:21:11,096 --> 00:21:14,108 Well I guess it beats all those rituals you made up, right? 411 00:21:14,109 --> 00:21:16,922 - They were crazy. - [Laughs] Yes, yes. 412 00:21:16,923 --> 00:21:19,853 Oh, but one of those I did not make up. 413 00:21:19,854 --> 00:21:22,545 Oh really, which one? 414 00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:24,706 [Yelling] 415 00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,545 No! 416 00:21:29,017 --> 00:21:30,817 Ah! 417 00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:34,829 Ow! 418 00:21:35,783 --> 00:21:37,798 Kickin' it with you! 419 00:21:37,799 --> 00:21:43,699 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. 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